Oh, for the love of God!
Stop. Don't touch that. Stop arguing. Take your medicine. Go away from him. Are you kidding me? Leave her alone! Leave him alone! Stop shouting! What are you doing?! Lay down. Get off of that. Stop. Just stop.
Usually from the girl child. Sometimes from me.
There's not enough wine in the world to get me through this winter break.
And it didn't even start yet.
Internet people, help!
What do you do to keep your sanity over Christmas break?!